how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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