Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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