you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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