Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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