if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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