all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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