Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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