Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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