Yo dont text me then not text me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just want nice things and good sex
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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