Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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