talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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