We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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