Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I should be sponsored by Trojan
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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