I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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