My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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