Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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