We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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