honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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