she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
