i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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