im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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