Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
