the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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