just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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