If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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