Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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