I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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