if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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