you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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