nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we made out on top of his cat.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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