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(616): View more from Michigan

no weekend plans? you're practically married

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just without the last name or joint bank account

(616): View more from Michigan

i'd advise against both

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(209): View more from California

AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?

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(415): View more from California

A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.

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Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.

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