i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
