She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
