dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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