can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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