We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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