omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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