Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
