if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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