i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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