White coat. Heels.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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