I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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