TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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