i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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