dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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