Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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