Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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