I cannot find my penis.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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