we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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