We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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