Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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