i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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