Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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