so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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