Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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