All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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